half-arse guidelines

I'm not an artist but I make low quality pictures and call it art

I got bored during the NWEA math test and decided to wing it with doodling and my "just school, doesn't matter until highschool."

failed attempt at a self portrait. looks nothing like me lol

boom

DISCOVER YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL!

You are a Owl! (your score: 22)

Characters: Etar and Nathas in the Aspect of Crow trilogy

Powers: Human lie-detectors

Owls are keen, perceptive and skeptical. You're adept at getting to the truth, making you an ideal investigator or attorney. Your insights into the less honorable side of human nature can make you a bit cynical, but your numerous friends appreciate the dark sense of humor it brings.

Best matches: Hawks, Foxes, Spiders

Watch out for: Wolves, Horses, Otters

Here are your scores for the other animal spirits:

Spider (your score: 20)

Characters: Arcas and Nelma in the Aspect of Crow trilogy

Powers: Artistic genius, ability to see patterns and sense trouble from a distance

As a Spider, you're artistic, intuitive, and independent—maybe even a little eccentric. You can become so absorbed in your endeavors that you lose track of the outside world and the people in it. But what you give in return is magic, pure and simple.

Best matches: Cougars, Hawks, Owls

Watch out for: Wolves, Otters, Bears

Crow (your score: 18)

Characters: Rhia, Coranna, Damen in theAspect of Crow trilogy; John in "The Wild's Call"

Powers: foreseeing death, communicating with the dead, resurrection

As a Crow, you are analytical, adaptable, and exceedingly clever. You like solving problems, sharing a hearty laugh with friends, and most of all, enjoying a good meal. Your inquisitive, philosophical nature leads you to constantly question authority and the status quo, sometimes just for the sake of asking, "Why?"

Best matches: Foxes, Wolves, Swans

Watch out for: Wolverines, Bears, Hawks

Wolf (your score: 18)

Characters: Marek, Alanka, Kerza, and Kara in the Aspect of Crow trilogy and "Storm Reaper"; Lance in "The Wild's Call"

Powers: Stealth, hunting ability, enhanced senses of smell and hearing, as well as strength and stamina

"Family comes first" could be a Wolf's motto. You form deep connections with close friends and family members, and they know you'd do anything to protect them. You're loyal, devoted, and passionate. Your worst fear is being alone, but be careful not to drown your loved ones in too much emotion.

Best matches: Swans, Otters, Crows

Watch out for: Spiders, Owls, Foxes

Swan (your score: 18)

Characters: Tereus, Kalia in the Aspect of Crow trilogy

Powers: Foretelling future through dreams, dream-walking

Swans are idealistic, open-minded, and passionate. Your good nature often leads people to think they can take advantage of you, but they should be careful—beneath that serenity lies a fighting spirit. Your love is fierce and unconditional, fueled by the certainty that it should last forever.

Best matches: Wolves, Horses, Otters

Watch out for: Cougars, Foxes, Hawks

Cougar (your score: 17)

Characters: Adrek, Endrus, and Daria in theAspect of Crow trilogy

Powers: Stealth, strength, phenomenal jumping ability, as well as enhanced sight and hearing

Grrr, baby—you're the personification of animal magnetism. Your confidence, beauty, and athleticism make you the target of many romantically inclined individuals. Too bad for them—you don't stick around long enough to make breakfast, much less a lifetime commitment. Hello Kitty, Goodbye Heart.

Best matches: Spiders, Wolverines, Hawks

Watch out for: Swans, Horses, Otters

Wolverine (your score: 16)

Characters: Lycas, Nilo, Sirin, and Drenis in the Aspect of Crow trilogy; Marcus in "The Wild's Call"

Powers: Fighting ability—strength, speed, and toughness

Nobody messes with Wolverines. You're fearless, assertive (okay, aggressive), and tenacious. You might be a Marine, or a middle linebacker. You're the best at whatever you choose to do, because you give yourself no alternative.

Best matches: Bears, Cougars, Wolves

Watch out for: Crows, Owls, Swans

Fox (your score: 14)

Characters: Razvin in the Aspect of Crowtrilogy; Elysia in "The Wild's Call"

Powers: Stealth, night vision, ability to read and manipulate others' emotions

Foxes are clever, perceptive, and shrewd. You're happiest working behind the scenes, pulling strings and watching others dance to your imperceptible tune. Independent yet highly social, you glide among your circles of acquaintance with ease, sharing your sharp wit or a delicious piece of gossip.

Best matches: Crows, Owls, Cougars

Watch out for: Bears, Swans, Horses

Hawk (your score: 14)

Characters: Galen, Thera, Zilus in the Aspect of Crow trilogy; Maxine in "The Wild's Call"

Powers: Communicate with the divine, discern powers in others, photographic memory

Hawks are the messengers of the Spirits. Adept with language, you might be a writer or a teacher. Your ability to assess situations impartially means that people often seek your guidance before making decisions. A brilliant visionary, you sometimes forget the mundane details of life like eating, sleeping, or paying bills.

Best matches: Owls, Foxes, Spiders

Watch out for: Otters, Bears, Horses

Otter (your score: 13)

Characters: Mayra, Elora, Pirrik, and Zelia in the Aspect of Crow trilogy; Gina in "The Wild's Call"; Erik in "Storm Reaper"

Powers: Healing

Otters are nurturing, playful, and easygoing. You often put others' needs before your own, offering what seems to be a bottomless well of compassion and care. Though your decisions are guided by your feelings, at heart you're pragmatic and self-possessed, making you the ideal head of a family or small business.

Best matches: Horses, Wolves, Swans

Watch out for: Foxes, Cougars, Hawks

Horse (your score: 13)

Characters: Filip and Bolan in the Aspect of Crow trilogy and "Storm Reaper"

Powers: Communicate telepathically with animals

As a Horse, you're sensitive, peaceful, and social. You easily make friends with members of all species, but you hold a special place in your heart for those who respect your intelligence. Sometimes your empathy can leave you vulnerable to others' moods or manipulations. Don't let one grumpy person ruin your whole day.

Best matches: Wolves, Otters, Swans

Watch out for: Foxes, Spiders, Owls

Bear (your score: 10)

Characters: Arcas, Skaris, Torin, Eneas, and Ladek in the Aspect of Crow trilogy; Darien in "The Wild's Call"

Powers: Fighting ability—strength and speed—along with powers of strategic thinking

You're #1! At least, you're happiest when in charge. You lead with courage, integrity, and compassion. People gravitate to your confidence and charisma, and they feel safe in your care. But be careful not to believe your own hype—stubborn pride is every Bear's downfall.

Best matches: Wolverines, Horses, Wolves

Watch out for: Foxes, Crows, Spiders

Ke$ha's Spirit Animal Test

AN OWL
Owls are deep, complex, reasonable animals. Their stealth and poise create a sense of mystery and darkness. Loving time between dawn and dusk only adds to this perception. Owls are good listeners and very perceptive, but they keep what they learn secret.

Big Fo'ty Fiive

Big 45 Test Results

Gregariousness	||||||||||||	34%
Sociability	|||||||||||||||	50%
Assertiveness	||||||||||||||||||	54%
Poise	|||||||||||||||||||||	62%
Leadership	|||||||||||||||	50%
Provocativeness	||||||||||||||||||	54%
Self-Disclosure	|||||||||||||||||||||	70%
Talkativeness	|||||||||||||||	42%
Group Attachment	||||||||||||	34%
Extroversion	|||||||||||||||	50%
Understanding	|||||||||||||||	50%
Warmth	|||||||||||||||	46%
Morality	|||||||||||||||	46%
Pleasantness	|||||||||||||||	50%
Empathy	|||||||||||||||||||||	66%
Cooperation	|||||||||||||||	50%
Sympathy	|||||||||||||||	50%
Tenderness	|||||||||||||||	46%
Nurturance	||||||||||||	34%
Accommodation	|||||||||||||||	48%
Conscientiousness	|||||||||||||||	46%
Efficiency	|||||||||||||||	42%
Dutifulness	||||||||||||	34%
Purposefulness	||||||||||||	38%
Organization	|||||||||||||||	46%
Cautiousness	|||||||||||||||	50%
Rationality	||||||||||||||||||	54%
Perfectionism	|||||||||	30%
Planning	|||||||||	30%
Orderliness	|||||||||||||||	41%
Stability	||||||||||||||||||	58%
Happiness	|||||||||||||||||||||	66%
Calmness	||||||||||||||||||	58%
Moderation	||||||||||||||||||	54%
Toughness	||||||||||||||||||	54%
Impulse Control	||||||||||||||||||	58%
Imperturbability	||||||||||||||||||	54%
Cool-headedness	||||||||||||||||||	58%
Tranquility	||||||||||||||||||	54%
Emotional Stability	||||||||||||||||||	57%
Intellect	|||||||||||||||||||||	70%
Ingenuity	||||||||||||||||||	58%
Reflection	|||||||||||||||||||||	62%
Competence	|||||||||||||||||||||	66%
Quickness	|||||||||||||||||||||	70%
Introspection	|||||||||||||||||||||	70%
Creativity	|||||||||||||||||||||	66%
Imagination	||||||||||||||||||||||||	78%
Depth	||||||||||||||||||||||||	74%
Openmindedness	|||||||||||||||||||||	68%

Big 45 Key

Factor		low score	high score
Gregariousness	34%	quiet, reclusive	engaging, socially bold
Sociability	50%	withdrawn, hidden	warm, open, inviting
Assertiveness	54%	timid, gunshy	controlling, aggressive
Poise	62%	uneasy around others	socially comfortable
Leadership	50%	stays in background	prefers to lead
Provocativeness	54%	modest, plays it safe	bold, uninhibited, cocky
Self-Disclosure	70%	private, contained	very open and revealing
Talkativeness	42%	quiet, stealthy, invisible	motor mouth, loud
Group Attachment	34%	loves solitude	prefers to be with others
Understanding	50%	insensitive, schizoid	respectful, sympathetic
Warmth	46%	disinterested in others	supportive, helpful
Morality	46%	break/ignore the rules	play by the rules
Pleasantness	50%	aloof or disagreeable	gets along with others
Empathy	66%	out of tune w/ others	in tune with others
Cooperation	50%	competitive, warlike	agreeable, peaceful
Sympathy	50%	socially inconsiderate	socially conscious
Tenderness	46%	cold hearted, selfish	warm hearted, selfless
Nurturance	34%	self pleasing, me first	people pleasing, me last
Conscientiousness	46%	reckless, unscheduled	careful, planner
Efficiency	42%	unreliable, lazy	finisher, follows through
Dutifulness	34%	leisurely, derelict	strict, rule abiding
Purposefulness	38%	inattentive, undisciplined	prepared, focused
Organization	46%	relaxed, oblivious	detail oriented, anal
Cautiousness	50%	impulsive, spendthrift	restrained, cautious
Rationality	54%	irrational, random	direct, logical
Perfectionism	30%	careless, error prone	detail obsessed
Planning	30%	disorganized, random	scheduled, clean
Stability	58%	easily frustrated	calm, cool, unphased
Happiness	66%	unhappy, dissatisfied	self content, positive
Calmness	58%	touchy, volatile	even tempered, tolerant
Moderation	54%	needs instant gratification	easily delays gratification
Toughness	54%	hypersensitive, moody	thick skinned
Impulse Control	58%	lacks self control	maintains composure
Imperturbability	54%	highly emotional	emotionally contained
Cool-headedness	58%	demanding, controlling	accommodating
Tranquility	54%	emotionally volatile	emotionally neutral
Intellect	70%	instinctive, non-analytical	intellectual, analytical
Ingenuity	58%	lacks new ideas	innovative, novel
Reflection	62%	unreflective, coarse	art and beauty lover
Competence	66%	slow to understand/think	intellectual, brainy
Quickness	70%	intellectually dependent	intellectually independent
Introspection	70%	not self reflective	self searching
Creativity	66%	dull headed	synthesizer, iconoclast
Imagination	78%	practical, realistic	dreamer, unrealistic
Depth	74%	lacks curiosity	mental explorer

inquisitive

Inquisitive
(4.8% of women; 10.4% of men)

more interested in intellectual pursuits than relationships or family, detaches to analyze factors from multiple perspectives, regularly uses ideas and tools to transform understanding, enjoys playing with random interconnections between ideas and patterns, would describe self as a nerd in high school, likes science fiction, introspective, good at fixing things, more comfortable around adults as a child, feels both special and defective, knows the darkside of life well, is not bothered by going long periods without speaking with people, more intellectual than sensual, can be bitter, problem solver, relies on mind more than on others, driven by curiosity, feels best when working, minimalist

rcuei

RCUEI 

atheist/agnostic tendencies, unconcerned with public image, lower energy level, does not value tradition, avoidant, does not put the welfare of others above self, not punctual, unproductive, does not believe in human goodness, not easily moved to tears, seldom bothered by the suffering of strangers, insensitive to the needs of others, relaxed, quiet around strangers, tendency to believe only in self, people have trouble reading them but they don't care, late finishing work, acts without planning, withdrawn, rarely too busy, not a perfectionist, uncooperative, not prone to complimenting people, does not believe in life after death, avoids crowds, prefers unpredictable to organized, not passionate about bettering the world's condition, does not second guess self, able to control cravings, calm in crisis, ambivalent to the feelings of others, believes in the importance of art, dislikes small talk, socially uncomfortable, private, not known for generosity, acts without consulting others, hard to get to know, not easily frustrated, interested in intellectual pursuits, not open about feelings, loner, asks many questions, open to change, influenced more by self than others, bored at work